Principal Father Percy Pereira was shouting at a kid
non-stop.
“Why are doing homework in the class.” Don’t you have time
at home? Call your parents tomorrow. I need to talk to them. If they are too
busy to come, you too stay at home. Don’t come to school tomorrow. You are an
unnecessary problem in the class.”
Father Pereira droned on and on. No he didn’t use a cane.
His verbal assault was equivalent to a cane.
Another father friend, who was in close proximity, heard Father
Pereira going mad at the boy.
Father Sam Walters, his friend, confronted him during the
recess hours.“How could you yell so much, at such a lil’ thing, gosh dang
it.”
“I know I had overdone it. Sorry, if I had disturbed your
class. But, don’t you think kids these days are too much to handle. By the way,
I inherited this explosive behavior from my granddad from my father’s side,”
saying this Father Pereira held the photo out.
My grandpa, Mr. Collins was known
for two things a] explosive nature. B] love for his goddam golden dial Swiss pocket
watch.
One fine day, the decrepit man had
roared in his loudest voice. “Who the
hell, touched my watch?”
Though his
shouting was not utterly out of character, the maid of our house, crouched and cowered
behind the bedroom wall.
“Oh! Stop it Dad! Stop it! hollered
my father condescendingly from the other end of the living room. She had simply
stroked the golden dialed antique pocket watch, clean.”
My parents, had often witnessed
my granddad’s eccentric behavior, but had simply failed to see how dusting an
old watch could make him go so freaking wild.
Mr.Collin had taken a huge
offense to it, although. And to punish us, though for no fault of ours, he would
stage psychotic attacks and would bring the entire house down. (Couldn’t be
otherwise, what with this vain gloriousness.)
The antique watch was off-limits
for the household members, much less the maid. The unwritten contract between Mr.
Collins and the family members read: No one, in fact, no one should touch his super
sacred watch, much less clean it. Awfully, the maid being new, was unaware of
this dictum.
“The fault lies at dad’s end, “my
father reiterated.
But my granddad gave two hoots to
what my dad said and yelled at the maximum decimal point possible by him. “Keep
that hideous, grim reaper of a maid out-of-my-sight and out-of-my-room. I don’t
want to see her anymore.”
Since the death of his wife,
Mr.Collins had allowed the maid to take care of all his personal chores. From
washing his clothes and ironing them, to cleaning his room, and preparing breakfast,
and lunch and dinner for him…anything and everything that made his earthly
existence a little easier. In return for her services, the maid was paid a
handsome sum. However, he had failed to inform her about the most treasured
aspect of his life: the love for his holy watch and the sacrosanctity
associated with it.
The beautiful antique chain watch
was his father’s gift to him on his 15th birthday. So, you see, it
was pretty old, and he had precious memories attached to it.
Now with 60st birthday
looming round the corner, he knew it was that time of the year when every mean
and the most mannered people in the family would flood the house to wish him. But
most of all, he was dying to see his 1-year-old grandson Percy. Both Percy and
Mr.Collin shared the same birthday date, August 28th, so they would, in all
probability, share the stage together as well.
Now, what would he gift his
lovely grandson on his birthday, was the big question, hovering on his mind.
Toys…a mind-blogging number he
possessed.
What Next?
Dresses…uncountable numbers.
What Next?
Shoes…infinite
What Next?
Games…his cupboard was almost
overflowing with those.
What Next?
Watch…but what kinds? The cartoon
ones?
In re, I had been staring at his
pocket watch quite often. And, fortunately or unfortunately, my grandpa had caught
sight of that.
So, he made up his mind: to gift his
precious watch to his loving grandson. “He deserves it more than anyone else in
my family and he’d take it care it, like he takes care of his superhero toys,” he
bellowed.
So, my grandpa made a big
announcement on the day of his birthday about parting away with his watch. The
new owner would be his grandson. There
were oohs- ahhs all over the place. Many had set their eyes on the watch. But
the watch, from that day belonged to me alone, the little Percy Pereira. (His
children who always saw Hitler in their father, failed to understand his unadulterated
love for me, his grandson)
I, in my cute ba-ba-ba-ba-ba style
took hold of the watch. And within next few seconds, I banged it on the floor.
The dial sliced into several pieces. The old man didn’t know how to react.
He simply stood there stunned. My father stood aghast, waiting for all hell to
break lose.
Then out of the blue grandpa pronounced:
“Huzzah! Percy Huzzah!!! You’ve
done the inevitable.
Then he came towards me and took me
in his arms lovingly and said.
“Oh My God! Oh My God! What a
strong boy you are growing up to be. You broke my watch.”
“Can you imagine? He broke my
watch. He actually broke my watch. Can’t believe it though.” He spoke cloyingly
to the people present.
Saying this, he took me in full
embrace.